ordered this at 1am after the group chat got out of hand. just got in from work, it's on the floor, and i'm already late lmao



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Wasn't sure what to expect, but the quality surprised me. The material feels really soft, the fit is comfortably oversized and everyone asked about it at the party.
Mike K. ★★★★★Orders are processed within 2-3 days, then shipped in 6-10 days with tracked delivery so you can follow it the whole way. During busy periods it can occasionally take up to 16 days, but that's rare.
Yes. We offer a free money-back guarantee, so if it arrives damaged, you get your money back. No risk.
We can ship direct to whoever you're gifting. Just enter their address at checkout. If it's for a birthday or special occasion, give yourself at least 3 weeks lead time just to be safe.
ordered this at 1am after the group chat got out of hand. just got in from work, it's on the floor, and i'm already late lmao

got it for a mate's birthday do, now can't stop wearing it round the house. hood up watching telly. missus keeps saying take it off. not taking it off

flatmate dared me to sign for a parcel in it zipped all the way up. driver said nothing, handed it over slowly and walked off. i think i owe him an apology

Zipped down, a navy hoodie with a monogram. Zipped up, nose and mouth covered, no questions taken.
Yes. It's an unofficial parody of the navy quarter-zip you've seen in every screenshot, rebuilt as a full-zip hoodie with a hood that covers your nose and mouth.
No. Epstoodies is an unofficial novelty design. It isn't affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to anyone the reference might bring to mind.
Yes. The hood covers the nose and mouth and leaves an opening for the eyes.
Sizes S to 3XL. Pick your usual hoodie size, or go one up if you want it oversized.
Add shipping protection at checkout and we'll replace anything damaged in transit. For sizing or anything else, email support@terrorteethco.com.

The hood closes over your mouth and nose and leaves the eyes.
❞I've owned a few novelty onesies over the years and this is easily the best quality one I've tried. It feels soft, fits comfortably and gets compliments every time I wear it.
❞Came in a few days and was folded nicely in the bag. The embroidery is stitched properly, not printed on. Feels heavy and soft. My mate wants one now.
❞Wear it as a normal hoodie most of the time. The fabric is soft and it washes fine. Had a few comments at the gym, all good ones.
